My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
how does that bad decision feel?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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