literally had 100 drinks last night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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