I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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