I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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