Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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