She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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