So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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