I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.