i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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