then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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