and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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