His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
wow bdsm is so cute
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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