Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i now understand why vodka
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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