He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I had to cum in my sink.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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