I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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