Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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