I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?