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• (281): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Pregnant stripper...not hot.

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• (845): View more from New York

  no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

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  You wear Armani Exchange.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

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  please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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• (206): View more from Washington

  the night ended with taco bell and tears

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.

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  and you said he wasn't worth calling.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.

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  fuck our hall.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.

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• (925): View more from California

  Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?

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  THOUGHT

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