R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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