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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You're such a slut.

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I prefer opportunist.

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• (310): View more from California

  He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit

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• (315): View more from New York

  My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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• (619): View more from California

  Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.

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  My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.

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