Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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