I'm really into asian looking animals
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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