Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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