Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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