where does the pee come out of this thing
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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