I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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