That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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