so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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