The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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