The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
