My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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