Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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