belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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