i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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