And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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