ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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