I'm gonna have a badass scar
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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