This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
