Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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