love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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