Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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