Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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