found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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