it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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