You really coming over, don't trick.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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