Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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