So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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