You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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