Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
