check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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