Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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