You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Another day, another engagement, another cat
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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