It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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