16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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