I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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