either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
