omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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