see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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