yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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